The home of mixed-feelings quality coffee
Join us for your mediocre morning brew
About Us
50% perfect - 50% bad, that's all we can offer!
We are honest, with 2.5 out of 5 stars in Yelp, we guarantee that our patio will be half-full of guests partially enjoying a drink or a baked treat. On not-so-sunny days, we also offer not-so-comfortable, but tolerable seating inside our cafe with 50%-free wifi!
Dedicated to Average Quality
We pride ourselves on providing half-organic, semi-fair trade tea and coffee. We work part-time with local dairies and bakeries to source moderate fresh and tasty additions to your coffee. Ask for Cafe Metrios everywhere in Palo Alto, half of the locals know our mediocre story.
More than Drinks, Less than Breakfast
We offer a conventional variety of hot and iced drinks, and we also provide just a few savory and sweet-and-sour food options. So whether you're stopping for your morning coffee, lunch, or an afternoon snack, we've got you half-covered!